Monday, June 28, 2010

Abortion Is Repression

The Supreme Court, that august and dignified body, is sexually repressed. Except maybe for Justice Douglass, who was a randy old goat. You know they're sexually repressed because when they write about oral or anal sex they always use the word "sodomy". What else are they going to say? "Oh yeah, that's the unenumerated right to lick pussy." It would seem like an odd opinion to write. "We're overruling that statute based on the anal sex clause of the 14th Amendment." Cause, let's face it, our wig-wearing Founders were way too uptight to put a sodomy clause in our Constitution. I hear Ben Franklin was in favor of it, but they shouted him down.

Now, just because some people are uptight and proper in public, does not mean they're not wild and crazy in their private bedrooms. On the other hand, it might mean they're uptight all the time. Maybe they think sex is bad and unpleasant. It's that nasty thing we don't want to talk about. 

Maybe that's why Supreme Court Justices like abortion so much. Abortion saves you from that awful sex thing you did. You get to go to a clean doctor's office, and "take care of it."

How many people have abortions because they can't handle the stigma of fornication? Oh my God, you're a single mom. Fornicator! Pregnancy is like a giant scarlet letter that fornicators have to wear for nine months. Well, the girl fornicators, the boy fornicators have deniability. "Still a virgin, I didn't do it." You had sex with somebody, you pregnant person. You know you did.

If abortion is so right, why do we treat it like a bad secret? The Supreme Court keeps repeating how right it is, and what do we do? Hide, hide, hide. Get rid of the body. Bury it, bury it. Oh it's repression, all right. It's repression, suppression, oppression. From that love-making session. I'm on a Johnny Cochran roll. You need some confession. About your obsession.

1.3 million abortions a year, and what do we say about it? Nothing. Keep it quiet. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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